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Three men married wives from different countries.

The first man married a woman from China. He told her that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Italy. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Canada. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone
down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. :angry_mad:
 

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ArcticBoy @ Nov 12 2009, 02:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
Only an Canadian Girl like you do enjoy beating on your other half when it comes to orders. naughty[/b]

Ah and I have also been trained by my military friend the different blood chokes and am good at using them :D
 

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pink @ Nov 13 2009, 07:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ArcticBoy @ Nov 13 2009, 06:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pink @ Nov 12 2009, 11:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
:lol: so good.....[/b]
It's no wonder that the chrome handle does your man so much of slavery wonders. :oops: eekkk
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He likes them :wub: naughty
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LOL so much more then "Holy ****" handles eh? hehe
 

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Drag-On-Lady @ Nov 13 2009, 09:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pink @ Nov 13 2009, 07:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ArcticBoy @ Nov 13 2009, 06:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pink @ Nov 12 2009, 11:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
:lol: so good.....[/b]
It's no wonder that the chrome handle does your man so much of slavery wonders. :oops: eekkk
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He likes them :wub: naughty
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LOL so much more then "Holy ****" handles eh? hehe
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You must've heard Lars shout out loud then. naughty
 
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