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What did the blonde say when the doctor told her she was pregnant? Is it mine?
 

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A farmer tells his blond wife, "I'm heading out to the field. The vet is coming today to inseminate the cow, so I put a nail above the cow's stall so you will know which cow he's to inseminate. Can you show him which cow?"
Wife replies, "Sure, the one with the nail above it."

Three hours later the vet shows up and finds out the farmer is not there, but the blond wife will show him which cow. "Great," he thinks, "Like the dumb blond will know which cow I'm suppose to look at."

So the blond tells the vet to follow her.

"So how do you know which cow it is?" asked the Vet. "There's so many here in the barn."
"Oh, that's easy," she replies as she points to the stall with the right cow.
The vet sees her looking at a nail in the rafter above the cow's stall. "What's the nail for?"

"Oh," says the blond, "That must be for you to hang your pants on!"
 
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