I couldn't help but notice your picture. When I was a kid I knew a guy who looked similar. Couldn't ride a bicycle but he could get up a tree faster than one would think "humanly" possible. He lived in Ontario. Errr, ahhh, you wouldn't have relatives in the Wabushene area would you?
That is my highschool yearbook photo...I am very sensitive. Mods, please speak to this "Borat" character.
"If they don't find you handsome, they better find you handy." (A little joke for all Canadians)